Free Torture Device goes Unused

Don't tell me the Gitmo crew didn't tie the Enemy combatants to the fences outside whilst Dennis came a rockin'.

If flushing the Kuran doesn't work I am sure 145 MPH winds and debris is bound to shake those damned enemy combatants up. I am sure we would have found out where Osama was if they just took the bastards outside!

Just goes to show you where our priorities are. Keeping suspected criminals safe inside a jail with nothing but chains keeping them in the fetal position, no food no water, no toilet breaks, while there is a major Hurricane a rompin outside is just plain bad intelligence gathering.

I am sure it violates the quaint Geneva conventions to keep these prisoners inside while a hurricane is happening outside. How else are we supposed to get any information from these guys? We even tried Chinese water torture and nothing.

Certainly no Bin Laden.

Alas, until those whimpy soldiers down at Gitmo grow a pair enough to tie those prisoners to a Hurricane fence we shall never be safe.