Where are the Quail Hunting Experts?

Shouldn't there be a parade of hunting experts, NRA folks, along with the quail hunting champion of the world on each and every cable news program by now?

All we have is Scottie Doo, and the campaign contributors that were involved in covering this whole thing up in the first place answering our intrepid media's flawed questions.

I remember all sorts of tracking experts flaunted about during Natalie Holloway. There were brain surgeons and senator/doctors making inferences on Terri Schiavo's condition. Every other menial story has gotten such coverage.

Dick Cheney, the Vice President of the United States, shoots a 78 year old, what experts do we get?

Pepper shakers, and Spray bottles. Nice job.