Media in Trouble: All the news thats UNfit to print!: Relig-idiots!

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Friday, March 25, 2005


(I won't promise this to be my last post on Schiavo but I wish it were, this is way overcovered)

Ok one thing that isn't being discussed anywhere on the sphere is the whole poopiness of the religious argument for the Schiavo case.

One thing zealots can agree on is that heaven is a way better place than earth. I thought dying was the best thing for you, at least it is second only to actually being born, right?

So why the big fuss over Terri dying? If the judges and husband are evil murdering bastards who are not carrying out Terri's wishes, then they too shall be judged by God right?

So they will go to hell and innocent Terri will go to heaven! A much better place than this evil earth infested with evil doers, terrorists, liberal baby-kilers, and other left wing vermin who seem determined to destroy everyone's lives!

If anything the Save Schiavo crowd could benefit by pushing a quick and painless death instead of fighting over her dying slowly. They should get Dr. Kevorkian back out of jail to assist in giving Terri the express ride to heaven.

In heaven Terri would be able to get her brain back to normal, she would be able walk amongst the angels, at the very least she would be free from the confines of convalescence. Not to mention in heaven, Terri will actually get to taste all the goodies that grow on trees in heaven, not just have food piped into her stomach without savoring delicious flavors.

So the Schiavo Savers are actually doing Terri a disservice by obstructing her passage into a better after-life. The life that can only be offered by the kingdom of heaven.

Or are they just trying to get into heaven themselves?
For I tell you that unless your righteousness surpasses that of the Pharisees and the teachers of the law, you will certainly not enter the kingdom of heaven. - Matthew 5:20

Most likely.