McCain believes in Flying Spaghetti Monster

This cannot be! Must be a side effect from all that testicular electrolysis that Johnny boy endured

"McCain told the Star that, like Bush, he believes 'all points of view' should be available to students studying the origins of mankind.

The theory of intelligent design says life is too complex to have developed through evolution, and that a higher power must have had a hand in guiding it."

Just who is the Flying Spaghetti Monster?