Media in Trouble: All the news thats UNfit to print!: The 6 dollar Burger

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Friday, May 27, 2005

The 6 dollar Burger

The latest Paris Hilton internet porn movie is out! One thing I regret about living in New Jersey is that we don't have Carl's Jr. franchises. It's not the food I care about, matter of fact even when I was travelling the nation on the company dollar for 4 years I don't think I laid teeth into a $6 burger at all. However, in my lonely hotel rooms while watching local (and not so local) TV I would get these gems from Carl's Jr. The adverts were fenominally hillarious. Now it seems they turn to the realm of good old down home sexiness.

I wish I would get these shooting across my tube here on the east coast. However, I don't think that will happen. Why?

Well went Brent Bozell's Family Television Internet Crusaders are on the case, they are sure to put a stop to the brilliance that is Carl's Jr. marketing department.