Media in Trouble: All the news thats UNfit to print!: Who Needs Polls When You Have a Crystal Ball?

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Tuesday, October 26, 2004

Who Needs Polls When You Have a Crystal Ball?

Oh boy, the supernatural's have chimed in. Since El Presidente has been exposed as someone who believes he is somewhat God's personal marrionette (read Ron Suskind's article in the NyTimes Magazine last week). I instantly started scouring the internet to see if I could find anything in the realm of the supernatural that could justify the existence of this man.

I read everything from Nostradamus to Miss Cleo and come across the Hoghue Prophecy Archive.

I encourage all of you to read it since it clearly states that indeed John Kerry will loose this election.

According to the gods of Karma, there is nothing we can do except wait for catastrophe every 40 years. Somehow the powers above have decided that every 40 years you have a Karma backlash. Also, any president that runs during Jupiter and Saturn being in alignment is also damned to die in either his first or second term. Bush I am sorry dude, but it's not looking good for you.

However, Bush has a safe job for the next 4 years. Just think of it, 4 more years to rid the earth of God's nemisis the Muslims. There can be only one God and everybody knows that. So Ala, sorry dude it is your turn to step down and take all your people with you. Bush is at the helm and knows Judgement day is near so might as well go for broke.

Then Hillary will be the president. Now that is something to look forward to. America has the least women representatives of any democracy.

God really is on Bushes side and he may be right about being a messenger from God himself. However, if God is also right, he will strike Bush down as he did others before him. Apparently God and Jupiter and Saturn are all playing some kind of crazy Texas Hold'em game up there and every 20 or 40 years someone goes all in.

Pundits and pollsters are going crazy trying to figure out who will win this election. The polls are based on people who voted already and don't take into account the millions of new voters registered this year, the political climate in this country, nor the large demographic of young voters that are new registrants. These polls do not take into account all of these newly registered voters many of them spread accross battlegroud states that can turn the tide there.

The pundits pick appart anything and everything from duck hunts to lesbian daughters even speaking Spanish in New Mexico is starting to get a headline. Ignoring facts and yet more facts that are comming out. Including the fact that over 300 tons of high intensity explosives (one pound of this stuff caused the PanAm flight to crash over Lockerbie) have been nabbed out from under our soldiers' nose. Right around the time that Paul Bremmer has recently stated that we needed more troops to stop the LOOTING. You know when Rumsfeld said "they are a free country, there is going to be some looting."

So I was wrong all this time and Hogue was right. I am sorry for attempting to mislead you on this one folks. I really thought that we had free will and the choice to make our lives and those of the Iraqi people better.

I was wrong. It is all in the hands of the great almighty and his poker playing buddies and God's got pocket aces!

God hates John Kerry. Just like he hates gay people, and Muslims.