Media in Trouble: All the news thats UNfit to print!: The Ann Coulter Challenge

"The information of the people at large can alone make them safe, as they are the sole depositary of our political and religious freedom." --Thomas Jefferson 1810

Friday, October 28, 2005

The Ann Coulter Challenge

OK folks, I have a challenge for the blogosphere.  The famous blogsphere that found naked pictures of a low life nobody reporter posing as a prostitute (or was it vice versa).  The famous blogosphere that can dig up more dirt on Plamegate than the MSM.  

It is obvious by reading her column that Ann Coulter doesn't believe in a simple constitutional right to privacy legitimized by Griswold v. Connecticut and Roe v. Wade
By creating a nonspecific 'right to privacy,' Griswold v. Connecticut led like night into day to the famed 'constitutional right' to stick a fork in a baby's head.

For those of you who don't know, Griswold ensured that adults can use contraception due to their right to privacy. It is also the main reason why Ann Coulter and the rest of the Keyboard Kommandos fought tooth and nail to force Harriet Meirs (who was recently exposed as a Griswold lover) into a wee hole in the wall.   It shouldn’t come as a shock to anyone that Coulter thinks this way.  

So if the lovely lady who seems to be sexually active doesn't mind an invasion into her own privacy, let us see if we the blogosphere can't muster up some of the powers we had during Gannongate to play 6 degrees from Ann Coulter's pharmacist.  

She lives in NY and I am sure that with 8 million folks (some of them bloggers) someone has got to come accross her skinny blonde ass once in a while.  Once in a while that Coulter crossing must occur as she is in the pharmacy picking up her birth control pills.  This is the only assumption in the entire challenge.  I am sure that since Ms. Coulter doesn’t believe in an adult woman’s right to keeping her use of birth control pills to herself, she wouldn’t mind us prying into her own use of said pills.

So who among you will run with the hunt…

Has anyone of you 50 bagillian bloggers seen Ann Coulter pick up some BC for her uterus?  Luckier still, can anyone connect Kevin Bacon to Ann Coulter’s pharmacist?  For the jackpot, is Ann Coulter’s pharmacist a blogger?  

If so I would like to use her own idea that her privacy in terms of her use of birth control does not apply to Ms. Coulter.  As such, we should be able to find out and publish it throughout the blogosphere.

Anyone up for this game while we await Fitzmas?