Media in Trouble: All the news thats UNfit to print!: The Internet is For Porn!*

"The information of the people at large can alone make them safe, as they are the sole depositary of our political and religious freedom." --Thomas Jefferson 1810

Saturday, September 29, 2007

The Internet is For Porn!*

*This line is from the Broadway musical called Avenue Q.*

First, I know. It has been over 1 year. I don't care what you think. You are back and it is partly because I chose a fairly popular search term as my title. OK get it out....
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You OK now?

Good let me get on with it....

I can't believe people are trying to regulate the Internet. There are the Senators that think its a network of tubes or tunnels and that is how they depict the Internet in their own minds. Some people fairly high up in our society even refer to the Internet in the plural as in "Internets."

Yet these people are indeed trying to regulate the Internet. Partly because they see that they missed the boat on what appears to be one of the most profitable enterprises in the history of capitalism.

Ah... Lassaiz-Faire...

Somehow, our leaders have completely forgotten how asinine they have become in the eyes of the public... And yes... This means Democrats as well...

These old people barely know how to check their email accounts yet they are governing a world surrounded and enthralled in the Internet. So... Pssst. Guess what... They are fools ...

Why the hell would you want to pacify the pacifier? If there was ever anything that has kept people disinterested in the actual day to day workings of the Earth, it is the INTERNET.

Rather a kin to the fabled "Matrix."

In any case, there is an entire generation of people who do not care how much you feed at the trough, so long as you keep facebook.com from crashing.

Give the world bandwidth and just imagine how much you people can get away with?

Really this is in your interest. Just give the world free Internet. You will find you can generate support for anything.

Like unpopular wars...

Or...

Imbecile presidents....

Or...

Cutting poor children from health care....

While... Having the distinguished honor of being the man who executed the most people to date.

(the pen truly is mightier than the sword)


Or...

The top advisor to the president being allowed to "resign" while "under investigation."

Or....

Well you get the point... Give us more Internet and you can play all you want. At this point, any company that wants to develop an internal form of Internet. Be it intravenous, or requiring brain surgery. You will find people who will do it. Heck I am one of them.

I see the Internet as some form of meditation. IT is healthy to engage in this medium. It is healthy to use it as a method of escapism. Like to watch porn....

Seriously ... think about it. .. that is what you are doing.... looking for porn.

Otherwise, how the hell would you have found this posting?

PS... As I was spell checking this, the internet began to suggest Internet. As in.. it wants to be called Internet with a capital I...SPOOKY

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